Oh hey look it’s a girl from a show that’s currently airing and she got a book with all the sexin’s and what-not. Ain’t that swell. Guess you could say this is a “genuine” article of some sorts.
Except not really: enjoy a dank song instead.
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Hope everyone has been able to enjoy their Singles Awareness Day better than me.
Thanks to our followers who have been following our stuff more recently or have been following us since we started a few years ago: all of your support has made what we do, that is, reminding people of how great vanilla is, all the worthwhile. Here’s to hoping we’ll be able to write something for the 4 millionth hit as well!
We welcome the new year with wishes of health, good fortune, and of course the taste of vanilla. And bathwater. Actually that last bit sounds a little unhealthy.
Year of the Ram? More like the Year of “R-R-RAM IT IN”! I’ll get my coat.
Bad jokes aside, hope everyone had a good holiday season, and we’ll make sure you see plenty of white in your 2015. To make up for the last month or so being quiet, enjoy a double-feature release!