By the grizzle of Adonius’s beard! Somehow this ragtag collection of perverts, derelicts, and all-around delinquents has managed to survive another iteration. They say the third times the charm, so now maybe we’ll put in the effort to go A to B the C of D and become something unlike the world has ever seen before.
Or better yet, we’ll continue to provide the world with something that appears to be so rare nowadays, something that dates back to the Garden of Eden where Adam and Eve used to frolic and dance around. Oh, I know what you think I’m thinking, but in case I have to spell it out, I’m talking about continuing to do high quality works where “a He gives a She the D.” Yes, there’s nothing that brings a bigger smile to my face then giving our faithful followers smiles and something else (wink wink nudge nudge) when they see a cute young couple going at it like rabbits. I mean think about it: there is nothing in the world that is as constantly turned on as the average long-eared hare, otherwise, why the hell would the phrase “fuck like rabbits” come from? Male rabbits must have a hell of a lot of stamina and the biggest possible balls for an animal of that size to keep at it again and again. Oh dear, I’m veering off topic.
Anywho now, it’s thanks to viewers and users like you who have supported this little operation I started up 3 years ago that we got to where we are today. Well, if I had to be technical the group is a teensy bit older then that, maybe by two months or so, but I didn’t start counting until the website went up in 2011. Something like that. It’s people like you, and the people who volunteer to help us out whether it’s by translating Chinese comic porn, cleaning Chinese comic porn, or typesetting Chinese comic porn, that make this group worth running.
I won’t take too much more of your time because I’m sure there are “things” you want to attend to (I mean whack/stimulating/flick/action verb a certain part of the body, probably located below the belt or above the belt: whatever erogenous zones you prefer), so I’ll say this. Thank you for enjoying our brand of Chinese comic porn with our touch of mostly vanilla, and we hope you’ll stick around to see what sort of crazy batshit thing we may think of next. It might not be crazy and/or batshit, but hey, unless you’re a genie, I don’t expect you to be able to tell me the future.
In case you are one, I’ll need the Powerball numbers for the next +$600 million jackpot. We’re open to learning how we can further improve how we do thinks, but keep it to praise and happy birthday wishes here. We have something for that over here.
You stay classy, Vanilla Lovers. You’re the reason Life4Kaoru has been in business for 3 years straight now. May you one day have a taste of that for yourself, but if not, this is pretty damn good too. I’m Hayate?